When I came home I found Roger naked on the couch. He was stroking his large clit with his thumb and forefinger as though it were a little penis. He turned to face me and smiled, he obviously was in the mood and waiting for me to get home.
However the lesbian lovemaking my husband was in the mood for would not be happening tonight. I had decided to keep the baby, and that left me no choice but to tell Roger about everything. I figured I would just say it and say it now. Things would only get worse if I waited.
As he got off the couch and came up to me to give me a kiss I stepped back and told him,"Umm, wait, Roger, I have to tell you something."
"What?"
I sighed and said, "I'm...I'm pregnant."
Roger's eyes went wide as his mind processed the news. As he figured out exactly WHAT that had to mean he got quite angry, "Well fuck Susan! I KNOW it's not mine! Who the hell have you been fucking?!?"
I just sheepishly replied, "It's Rachel's"
Roger seemed slightly surprised and confused, "Rachel? You mean she has...a penis? "
"She has three, actually. She started transforming about four months ago."
"Well no wonder you two have been spending so much time together then! Where did this mod of hers happen?"
"Did you hear about the Three Rivers casino incident?"
"No"
"Well, Rachel was at the casino when the mod hit. The men weren't targeted but the women all grew penises and testicles and their nipples also became penises."
Roger just threw his hands up in frustration and yelled, "Great! So Rachel has THREE dicks now and I have none? What a fair world this is! Shit, she actually has penises sticking out of her fucking tits?"
I nodded.
"How come I never noticed big tents in her shirts?" He wondered aloud.
I explained, "Well, her breast penises are normal sized. They are only a couple inches long and quite soft when she's not aroused. She bought padded bras and cut out holes in the inserts. They only extend out to the full six inches when she's aroused."
"Wait, you said her BREAST penises are normal sized? Are you saying her regular penis is some sort of other size?"
"ummmm" I said awkwardly, not sure how to respond.
"Wow this just keeps getting better! Is she bigger than I was when I was a man?"
"Ugh, Do you REALLY want to know Roger?"
"Yes I do, I REALLY want to know if the dick that knocked up my wife was bigger than the one I used to have."
I nodded sheepishly.
Roger then went on a tirade about how irresponsible I was. I had to admit, he was actually right.
But when he said I was selfish, I had to interrupt and said, "You said it yourself before Roger, when you bought that stupid dildo thing, I'm still a WOMAN! I have needs! Just because you changed doesn't mean that my needs have changed! I really appreciate how hard you try and I like everything you do for me but it's not been fulfilling me as a woman. Sorry to be so blunt but I needed to get fucked! And Rachel was there to provide me with what I needed. Since this happened to you I hate to admit I've been tempted by other men so many times, and each and every time I remained faithful to you. But she was a woman, my friend. At least I didn't seek out another man or leave you. I stuck by you after your change. You say I'm selfish but you never take into consideration how hard this has been for ME. It's YOU who are selfish because all you think about is yourself."
"I only think about MYSELF? Did you stop to think that YOUR child will inherit Rachel's deformity? Rachel doesn't have a y chomosome so you are for sure having a daughter. And the daughter you're having with her will have three penises! The victims of the terrorists were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. You CHOSE for your child to have these deformities! She will go through life as a freak because YOU made it happen!"
He had a point. I thought about the world my daughter would live in.
