Well, Todd continued slowly, while looking at each of us as if swearing us to secrecy by eye contact, "She said a whole subdivision was affected, but only the women were changed."
"Oh, Let me guess" Rachel sarcastically interrupted, "they grew giant penises?"
Todd just looked at her directly and said in a dead serious tone, "No..... the women ARE giant penises!"
"What?" we all said together in shock.
"The women are now just giant penises and balls." Tod reaffirmed.
"No way." Rachel said in a quiet gasp.
"It's true!" Todd insisted. "My wife's friend called her after she changed and was totally distraught. She said she needed to talk to someone who didn't live anywhere nearby because the whole neighborhood was trying to keep this a secret. My wife went down there, she saw her old friend and talked to her and YES, this poor woman is a just a giant 6 foot long human penis and balls.
"Your wife talked to a giant six foot long talking penis?" Rachel asked with disbelief.
"Yes."
"How did she talk? Fuck, how is she still alive?"
"They still have all their vital internal organs, but they lost their arms, their bodies became the shaft and their legs morphed into huge testicles. Finally, their heads became cock heads. Their mouths stretched out to become the penis opening. They eat, breathe and talk through their penis opening. They lost a lot of their bones in the transformation too, one of them was the jaw. It makes talking very difficult, but using the remaining muscles and what's left of her tongue she can form words with some effort. Also with no jaw and no teeth any food her husband feeds to her has to be blended. He even had to dial my wife and hold the phone up to his wife's "mouth" as she talked. She said it feels like she is trapped in a sleeping bag is stuck looking straight up. Her "mouth" is at the top of her head and is not the urethra opening of the penis."
"What about their eyes? Can they still see?" Mike asked
"Sadly, no. The women are blind. They can still hear however, that's how my wife could still talk to her obviously. They have no external ears anymore but their auditory canals are still there in the folds of skin on the cock head. She says everything sounds muffled of course but she is thankful she can at least hear and speak to her husband. I feel bad for the husband. His wife is an over sized penis he has to wash and feed every day."
Sensing that the conversation had gone down a very dark road and also seeing that my beer was empty I excused myself to go home.
