(Author's Note: Most of this episode is taken from Burke Rakers' episode. Also, I wanted to take this opportunity to point out that there have been two major continuity errors up to this point. One, Tyrone left the stone at home, in his safe, and two, Tyrone's black girlfriend-making power is only supposed to work on women, not on everyone. But what Burke Rakers has written so far is really good, so I'm just going to disregard the errors and write this episode with the idea that Tyrone's black girlfriend-making power can work on anyone and that Tyrone took the stone with him when he got arrested. Just making that clear so I'm not confusing anyone.)
Jon wasn't sure how to continue, but ... he was certain he should try something soon. Waiting til the end of the day to sneak into Tyrone's house and steal the stone would be a bad idea, as he'd already shown a willingness to make big, sweeping wishes that affected large groups. All he needed was for Tyrone to make some bonehead wish that affected him as well. It was likely that he wasn't aware that wishes couldn't be easily reversed either. He had to act quick ...
Tyrone was about to pull out ... when suddenly a skinny white boy ran up to his passenger side window and knocked, saying "Hey, Tyrone ... can I get a lift?"
He didn't know this kid from Adam. Jon was four years younger than he was, and though there was some overlap in school years, he'd hardly talked to the kid he remembered vaguely as a nerd and a teacher's pet. Tyrone said "Naw, fuck off," through the door, and started to back up. Jon somethin-or-other (Tyrone hadn't the slightest idea what his last name was) stepped in front of the car's path, blocking him. Tyrone got pissed and blared his horn, but Jon stuck his hand into his pocket and pulled out a twenty-dollar bill. He waved it in the air and shouted "Please? I can pay you."
Tyrone felt anger bubbling in his veins, and he almost gunned the engine and hit the son of a bitch. What the fuck was it with these assholes who thought he'd do anything for money? Lots of these mother fuckers acted like they owned the fucking world. Furious, Tyrone stuck his hand into his pocket and fingered the stone, muttering under his breath "I wish ..."
