Jon woke up with the sun, limbs still entangled with Karyn's. He blinked and looked around. They were lying naked in a leaf-strewn meadow somewhere in the woods. They were naked and cold, and there were no signs of their campsite or any of their gear around.
Jon looked at Karyn with a smile, but his smile soon turned to a shocked gape.
Karyn's eyes fluttered open, and she smiled at Jon. "Good morning," she moaned, and then noticed his expression. "What's wrong?"
"Your... your... your hair!" said Jon. Karyn reached up and felt her scalp, and almost shrieked. She was nearly bald! A few fine, short strands of reddish hair grew on her scalp, but so thinly that you could hardly tell she had hair at all.
"Oh my god..." Karyn said, remembering the exact wording of her wish. She sat up and noticed a distinct lack of weight hanging from her chest. Looking down, she saw two incredibly tiny nipples atop an otherwise flat and nearly featureless chest. A quick hand to her crotch confirmed that she was similarly immature down there.
"Oh no!" she cried out, "I wished that I had the hair, breasts, and vagina that I was born with... I meant the ones I would have naturally, not LITERALLY the ones I had as a baby!" Tears started to well in her eyes.
Jon quickly reached down for his groin, hoping his wish had come true the way he wanted. He breathed a sigh of relief as he felt the familiar soft skin of his smallish penis, but his relief turned to dismay as he felt a soft gap where his scrotum and testicles should have been. He spread his legs and looked down in shock at his hermaphroditic groin - it looked like a normal, but hairless, woman's cervix, but with a penis growing out from where the clitoris should have been.
A sudden shriek grabbed their attention, and they looked over at Zoe and Athena. Both were naked, but Zoe sat with her legs spread wide, gaping at the smooth, unbroken flesh that covered her groin - frm her anus to her bellybutton, there was no sign of any genitalia at all.
Athena stood up, looking normal except for her complete lack of pubic hair, and said "So, Jon, do you still think there are no witches?"
