"I wish that people won't panic anymore because what happened is completely normal because of the Fem-masters' existence.
I wish to be a Fem-master where a Fem-master is a man of following description: for every 100 million of boys born one of them is a Fem-master. Upon reaching puberty they gain some special powers. They can make any number of women wet themselves by clicking their fingers. They can control a woman's libido, fertility and any aspect of her pregnancy by patting her abdomen. Their penises are normal sized when flaccid but when they get hard they grow to be about foot long and thicker than a coke can. Even though their members' great size they still can have intercourse normally, as any woman's vagina will expand to accommodate their penis upon its touch.
I wish women to fear those men as females are magically compelled to obey Fem-masters' every desire, most often against their will. Additionally I wish for Fem-masters to have the power to make women think that they are not Fem-masters, so that all the females don't simply run away from them men."
Jon saw the stone to glow for a moment and felt something like a slight wind - a feeling of reality shifting somewhere nearby. He looked at Mark. He was smiling. Well, how could he not? Despite knowing him for so long Jon would never had thought that Mark was so hungry for power. And he didn't just wish to be rich or to become a president... What his friend have wished for was just sick.
"Now my friend," Mark said to Jon "we can have some fun!"
"But don't you think that you went a little too far?" Jon objected "You've basically made every single woman on Earth to be your potential slave!"
"Oh come on Jon! Don be so politically correct. I'm sure that deep inside you also somehow objectify women. Each one of us do. It's all about those feminist movements - they made people, even men, think that sexes should be equal. I'm sure you know it can't be true... In fact I wish you would tell me your deepest fantasy on how women should be and then I wish it became true."
"What did you just wish?!" Jon shouted but then his mouth didn't wait for his friend to answer as it began to speak on its own...
"I've always wanted..."