"I wish that Mom doesn't set me up on dates with girls because she never sets me up on dates at all."
The footsteps abruptly stopped. Jon, pleased that he had solved his wish problem, prepared to wish for things like that car that he really wanted, when he realized something was wrong. He was not in his room. He wasn't even in his parents' house. Instead he was in a much larger room with a bed double the size.
Then he saw a photograph and took careful stock of his own self and clothes. And he knew what had happened. One way to never be set up on dates is to be married. Or at least to be living with a significant other. In fact, he was....
