Walking up the stairs, he met up with Beverly midway. Luke hugged her. She was caught a bit off guard at the reaction. "Thanks Beverly! This is totally awesome. I really like what you did with the design. It could be better, but no one is perfect." he said. She just blinked and said "Really!?" Luke nodded at her. In his mind, he could not see that she was trying to be cruel to him. "Yeah! You even kept my piercings in. You remembered how much I loved them!" With the positive feedback, all she could do was shrug and say "No problem. Family friends need to look out for each other. We still need to get your Pass from the printer. You need to keep it on you for checking in and out." He nodded and they went back down. She gave it to him. "Let's go over the printer for the Pass. You did not give me much to go on, so I had to fill in a lot of your blanks." she said as she looked at the clipboard. Luke nodded. "You are 110% stronger than the average human with 20/20 vision and Darkvision. It's to help if you are ever in the dark. You are a master swordsman and a 3rd dan karate blackbelt." she read.
It was seemingly awesome. She then raised a hand. "I'm not done yet. This is a Profession Pass. Sexual misconduct is not allowed. Most interoffice sexual relationships are also frowned on. To that end, you were made asexual and demiromantic." she told him. Luke was taken aback. "You changed my sexuality!? That's not cool! I don't even know what the hell a demiromantic is! Make me straight again right now!" he demanded. She just looked blankly at him. It made Luke very uncomfortable. "I can't. It is final once printed. These are on my Friends and Family discount. It is what it is. Take it or leave it. Talking about being a demiromantic, you can still have crushes and fall in love in that body. You just have to have an established emotional connection with them first." Luke just sighed. "Anything else that I should know about my new body?" he asked. She looked down and said "Just one more thing. Don't hate me for this, alright?" Luke just paled and he shivered. Changing his sexuality did not make her blink. Now she wanted his forgiveness. "What did you do?" he asked, holding his head.
Beverly walked directly up to him and said "Can I touch your butt!? I need to show you something." "What!? No! Why!?" was his initial response as he took a step back. A stern and steady hand was covering it an inch from the fabric of the black shorts. She rolled her eyes. "Fine. You'll just have to believe what I tell you. I did 2 things to your body. The stupid Bev Belly thing really pissed me off." she said. Luke could certainly tell that from how he was now an over 6 foot tall femboy. "The first thing I did was something out there that I thought would be funny. I made your butt a trigger for ASMR." "What the fuck, Beverly!? It was one time after years!" he shouted at her in peak anger. This was a massive betrayal that he did not see coming. She only adjusted her glasses. "It is a visual and tactile trigger. It's not a problem unless people stare or grab your ass. Now-" she tried to continue. "Now hold one minute! What the fuck do you mean not a problem!? Do you see how big my ass is!? Of course people are going to stare." he snapped. Luke knew he would. "There is something else." she said.
Luke just threw his arms out in exasperation. "Fine! Might as well just lay it on me." he said. She darkly said "You'll be the one laying." "Wait what!?" Luke said. He was a bit terrified now. "The second thing I did was make it so you lay 2 fist sized eggs every week." she informed him. Luke's jaw nearly hit the floor. All he could do was gawk at her. "The first 2 days are barren. The next 3 days are when the yolks are formed and able to be fertilized. The shell forms on the 6th day. The last couple of days, the shell hardens, and the egg gets ready for laying." she finished. He just slumped to the floor. Tears of frustration were now pricking at his eyes. "It's not fair. Why do I have to lay eggs, man?" Beverly shrugged. "It's the pros and cons of that body. We don't even have the equipment for the permanent Passes right now. These only last a week. From there, you have to come back with the Pass to get the form back." Luke did not respond. She began to tap her foot on the ground. "It's after our closing time and I want to go home. If you want it, you can keep it. If not, give it back. C'mon!" she said.
