Hmm, anything huh? You'll do absolutely anything for me if I stop picking on you? Well maybe Ha, not a chance. You honestly think there's something you can do to make everything right? After everything you and the other authors have done to me, my family, and my friends you'd dare ask for mercy? You really are stupid.
No, I'm having far too much fun here. Now I know how you all felt while you were putting me through every kind of hell you could think of. It feels good. You are going to suffer my friend, and you're gonna suffer for everything that you and the others have done. I am going to take you down so far you'll beg me to end it, and then you know what? I'm not going to end it. I've been involved in branches where my entire personality, my entire essence was wiped clean and you know what I call that? That, my friend, is mercy. I'm tempted to do the same to you, and maybe one day I will, but for the moment, I'm not letting you out of this that easily.
Now I have to ask; you say you're getting more comfortable in that body, but you've hardly even acknowledged it. You haven't even begun to explore it. Hell, you haven't so much as showered since the change. And you say you're more comfortable? I don't think so. Once again though, your friend Jon is coming to the rescue. I'm going to help you get really familiar with that hot little body of yours. There are so many branches, yours included if I'm not mistaken, where I wind up turning into a girl, and you know what? It seems like the first thing you all feel compelled to have me do once I transform is have sex. It says a lot about the human condition actually.
Well, I think the best way for you to move forward my friend, is to cross that hurdle. And I know just the lucky person to help you with that. I wish that, rather than paying for your motel room, you'd invited the how did you put it? Oh yeah, gross man behind the counter to your room to have sex with you. Hmm, maybe this is cruel, but I'm gonna go ahead and wish that there won't be any protection involved. I won't wish you pregnant, believe me I've been there, but I want you to live with that risk.
Have fun and oh yeah, you might want to change into something else before he gets there because that shirt really isn't doing anything for you.
