Ha, ha, ha, ha!
It worked! I got you trapped. Now for a little pain!
I wish that you would tell me your favorite way of ruining my life! Do you like to see me get boobs? Become a little kid; girl or boy? Do you like it when you magically change my clothes into something girly? Wear slutty makeup? Trade places with some sexy girl? I wish you would click on the episode that gives you the most pleasure at my expense. Remember you are compelled to do this. And don't complain, you can always add your own payback to the next sucker that comes along.