(Author's Note: This episode was previously written by DocLock, with some minor errors fixed.)
The orb hovered over the town, looking for a place to hover its way to for fun. Sure, it felt a little bad for leaving John, but it was made to grant wishes! It liked granting wishes, and did its best to do it right, but English was hard!
It pondered existentialism for a moment and then saw a red balloon float past. It looked down to see a car lot grand opening and flew down to see what the fuss was about.
