When Danny, Rick, and Lenny finally made it to the gay bar, they had to wait in line to get in. It wasn't a very long line, but it kept them outside for a minute or so.
"So what do you boys know about this place?" Lenny asked, speaking with a feminine lilt.
"Only that it has the best strippers in town ... and by that I mean male strippers," Rick said.
"Male strippers are the best strippers," Lenny said. He looked towards the entrance of the club, anxious to get in.
"Is that why you decided to come here? To see strippers?" Danny asked, accusingly.
"Jealous?" Rick asked.
"Maybe."
"You don't have to be jealous, baby," Rick said, putting his arm around him and pulling him in for a kiss. "My love and my lust is only for you." Then they both kissed deeply.
Somewhere nearby, they heard an older man's voice suddenly. "That's disgusting. Fucking faggots."
The three "new" gay boys turned and saw a man of about forty-five years old, about twice their age, wearing a bowling league outfit over his stocky body and carrying a bowling bag. They didn't recognize him, but he was a local plumber who was on his way home from the bowling alley. He sneered at them.
But then the world hiccuped for a moment.
"You don't have to be jealous, baby," Rick said, putting his arm around Danny and pulling him in for a kiss. "My love and my lust is only for you." Then they both kissed deeply.
Behind them, the same 45-year old man was there. But this time, he was wearing a collared shirt and slacks (no indication whatsoever that he was a bowler) and he was getting into line. "You guys ever been here before?" he asked them.
"That's a no, honey," Lenny answered. Rick and Danny were preoccupied for the moment, so they said nothing.
"I heard this place had the best male strippers in town."
"That's what I heard too."
"I hope they're hot," the man said. "I seriously need to jack off to some hot sweaty man flesh."
"You and me both," Lenny said with a grin. After a short pause, he asked "What's your name, honey?"
"Joseph," he said. "And you?"
"Lenny," he said, getting up close to him.
"Okay, you're next," the bouncer said, grabbing the attention of Rick and Danny, who finally stopped kissing and fondling each other's bodies. The bouncer smirked.
