Biff awoke to the sound of Sarah’s scream from across the hall. He leapt out of her bed, and ran to the source, ignoring the fact he was still naked.
“Babe!” He shouted as he burst through the door, “I’m here!” He froze as he took in the room. His girlfriend was stood by her parents bed, her shorts now around her ankles, and just small crop-top cover her breasts. Sitting in the bed was her very naked mother staring at him with what appeared to be a dwindling hard-on.
“Uh, babe, what the fuck is going on?” He asked in confusion, “And since when did you have tattoos?” He added indicating her crotch where there was now two stars tattooed just outside both sides of her labia, and just above the folds of her thighs. Lucy looked over at her daughter who was staring in disbelief at her boyfriend.
“Never mind me Biff, look at you! Since when did you have a fucking vagina!” She said almost hysterical. Biff took a moment to look down, and finally noticed that Sarah was right, instead of the dick he was so proud of, there was a neat little slit nestled between his legs.
“What the fuck,” he gasped, “Where’s my dick?”
“I think I know” said a voice from the hallway.
