Barney was fuming. He only had four cards in his hand, but he knew he had what he needed to get back at Dean. Donkey ears, indeed? I'll show him not to make fun of me, he thought.
"Read it and weep, Dean," he snarled as he laid a yellow card down on the table. The card's title was clear to see, Sex Change! "How d'you like them apples?"
"That's mean!" Shauna protested.
"Yeah well, if he wants to try and tell me how to behave..."
"Ooh... o-oohh..." Dean said, "It's starting, I can feel it."
It started with an uncomfortable feeling in his groin. He felt his genitals push back into his flesh and shuffle about in his abdomen. Then his hips moved apart and his buttocks swelled up further, stretching his jeans to their limit. His legs lost some of their muscle tone as did his waist. Everyone watched him shrink in his chair and his shirt now hung loosely over his narrow shoulders. Dean's pecs blossomed with fat, becoming soft and large breasts with dark nipples that could be seen throguh his light shirt. His facial features changed, losing his strong jaw and pronounced chin in favour of plump lips and higher cheekbones. His ponytail grew out and his hair gained body, becoming a head of wavy and blonde fair that flowed down to his bubble butt.
Suddenly, Dean was a woman. Although not nearly as muscled as his male form was, she was still as ripped as a female bodybuilder or an American Gladiator. Though very feminine, her face was still easily recognisable - she could have been her own sister.
"Are... are you okay?" Shauna asked her boyfriend-cum-girlfriend.
"I'm... unbelievable!" Dean repied as she explored her body - especially her chest - with her hands. "So this is what it feels like... being a woman! Barney, you gotta try this!"
"Fat chance! But I got something for you to try, girlie," Barney leered, "I keep it in my pants!"
"Good, keep it in your pants. Please." Sue-Ellen snapped, disgusted with her husband's drunken behaviour.
"Dean," Shauna blushed, "You're really beautiful!"
Dean's cheeks reddened as she humbly smiled. Dean leaned over to kiss her girlfriend on the cheek, but Shauna quickly moved her lips to meet hers. They shared a passionate kiss, before Shauna withdrew.
"That is so hot," she said, giggling.
"That's what I was gonna say," Barney smirked.
"Alright, my turn is it?" Sue-Ellen said loudly. "I got nothing. I'm drawing a card instead. Your turn... Deanna!"