Dean eyed up his hand. He didn't like the idea of messing with other people's bodies, it didn't seem right. But Barney was being a total ass to Sue-Ellen, and Dean couldn't draw any more cards unless he played something from his hand...
"I'm going to play," Dean said, finally, "this card on Barney. Maybe you should take a good look at yourself and what you're doing with your wife here."
The card was yellow and read Ears Of [?], which Dean swiftly informed the group was intended to be Ears Of Jackass! The card's title changed accordingly and immediately the change started.
Barney's ears moved up the sides of his head and grew pointed. Greyish fur sprouted along their length as they surfaced from the top of the bushy dark hair crowning his head. In no time at all they were over a foot long, and stopped growing.
Barney looked pretty mad, which just made him look even more ridiculous with those ears on his head! The others laughed at the fantastic sight.
"Shut up, you guys!" he scowled.
Shauna's tail twitched absent-mindedly as she looked through her cards.
"I've got one to play!" she said excitedly. She played a red card from her hand, on Sue-Ellen again. It had the title Big [?]. "Sue, I want to give you Big Feet! They may help your balance with those melons of yours!"
"Thanks Ahauna, but I don't intend to lose... Ow! My shoes!" Sue-Ellen kicked off her shoes as they grew tight. Her feet grew longer and broader, becoming almost like paddles.
"How do they look? I, er, I can't see my feet," she giggled. Shauna peeked under the table.
"Like a guy's," she said, "but a really tall guy's, y'know?" They both laughed a little, and Sue-Ellen put the Big Feet card alongside the other cards played on her.
