Dean's inflated rear shuffled across his seat as he tried to get comfortable.
"You can take your pants off," Sue-Ellen told him, "if you like."
"No," he replied. "I'm... fine."
Dean studied his hand of cards a little longer, then said, "I'm gonna take a card this turn. Your turn, swee-Shauna..."
He took a card from the top of the deck as his girlfriend looked at the hand she held. Without much hesitation, she played her chosen card on Sue-Ellen.
"That's for giving me this tail!" she added triumphantly.
Sue Ellen looked at the card placed in ront of her. It read, Shrink. Everyone watched as Sue-Ellen lost about 6 inches in height. She sighed and put her hand face down on the table to roll up her sleeves. She couldn't have been more than 5 foot tall now.
"This is so weird..." Dean mumbled.
"You also have to put one of your cards back on the deck," Shauna added, pointing to the Shrink card.
"Okay," Sue-Ellen replied. She chose a card from her hand and put it on top of the deck. "I'll get you back for this," she added, but Shauna couldn't tell if she was joking or being serious.
Barney looked through his cards, chose one and played it, on Sue-Ellen again! Sue-Ellen growled in disgust. It was another Bustier card!
"Again??" she sighed.
Sue-Ellen's blouse filled up as her chest returned to the size it was a few minutes before. Though with her diminished height, they looked even larger. She looked at Barney, who was staring drunkenly at her swollen assets.
"Very funny, Barney," she said, drawing a card as per the instructions on the Bustier card. "Do ya like 'em?"
"You betcha!" he replied, drunkenly. "They're even better than mine!"
"Dude, that wasn't very nice! You should treat your wife with more respect than that."
"Leave it, Dean. My turn," Sue-Ellen said.
Choosing a card from her hand, Sue-Ellen told Barney, "Don't think you're getting away with this honey, I will get you back!"
Then she played the card directly on herself. It's title was Switch and the instructions on the card read, "Choose a card played and you and swap it with a card of your choice belonging to another player."
"That's a blue card, like Re-Assign," Dean noticed. "And that Tail of Lizard card is yellow, and the rest are red. What do the colours mean?"
"The effects of the red cards can multiply together. The yellow ones don't," Sue-Ellen explained. "The blue cards have special effects on other cards."
"There's no freaky new transformation with this card," Sue-ellen turned her attention to Shauna. "Well, not for me anyway. Shauna, I'm giving this Shrink card to you! I'll take your Green Hair card in return!"
As soon as she said that, Sue-Ellen seemed to grow taller. At the same time, Shauna shrank a little. Sue passed the card to her opposite, whose previously tight-fitting top looked a little loose on her now. Shauna stopped shrinking at about 5'4", even shorter than her opposite's normal height. Meanwhile, a dark green colour spread through Sue-Ellen's hair from her roots to the very tips.
And so, with just three turns passed, Barney had 4 cards and two boobs in hand, Dean had 6 cards and a big butt, Shorty Shauna had 5 cards and a long scaly tail, and Sue-Ellen had 4 cards, green hair and astonishing backache........
