The young male aide that was escorting Jack to Stone's office (fortunately)
suddenly turned to Jack and said "Stone is a bitch!". "She's responsible for my working here, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!". Jack just smiled nervously as the aide continued. "Well since she got me stuck working here after high school for all my harmless pranks over the years, I'm going to get even!"
"What do you mean?" asked Jack. "Just forge your Mom's signature on this paper at the bottom, here he pointed" Jack did so with little consideration. He couldn't get himself/herself? into any more trouble that he already was.
The aide continued, "Now I'll make something up, you go back to class" He said. Jack started, "Won't you get into trouble, or fired?". "Stone might call Jan...I mean my mom to verify your 'story' , won't she?"
The aide thought for a minute than said, "I'll think of something...and as far as getting into trouble, I don't care, I hope I do get fired!". "Don't worry, I'm good at this sort of thing , so you're off the hook at least for today!". Jack couldn't believe his good luck! "Thank you so much , how can I ever repay you, I don't even know your name??" "It's Gene, and you're welcome, don't worry I'll think of something he said with a lustful grin and walked off". "You'd better get back now", he echoed down the hall as he rounded the corner.