Jamie and Rick slipped out into the mostly abandoned parking lot together. Rick whipped out his cell phone and looked up the start times for the latest movies in theaters.
"I don't see any action flicks worth seeing, how about a comedy?"
"Okay, but it better be a 'dick and fart joke' comedy and not some 'relationship hijinks' flick," replied Jamie.
Rick gave a prompt salute. "Yes, maam."
Jim crept out from the exit, keeping his distance to remain undetected. He spotted Jamie and her boyfriend walking through the empty parking lot and talking. From the looks of everything they both seemed to be just a regular couple but Jim still wanted to make sure that nothing happened to Jamie.
"Rick, how are we going to get there? You don't have a car and I don't think I can walk two blocks wearing high heels."
"Jamie, keep in mind that I'm a warlock. If I really wanted to I could snap my fingers and we would be there just like that."
"Well, why don't you then?"
"Because the journey is more fun than the destination." Rick motioned for Jamie to follow him behind the cafeteria away from prying eyes.
Jamie sighed and slowly made her way behind the cafeteria, stumbling occasionally as her high heels sank into the soft ground.
"Ok Rick. How are we getting there? Do you have a broomstick that we're going to ride over there?"
"Don't need one," replied Rick. Jamie looked down at Rick's feet and saw that with each progressive step he took he rose up into the air, looking like he was walking up an invisible flight of stairs.
"We're going to fly! Sweet!!!" Jamie perked up a little seeing as how she was about to do something she always wanted to do since seeing her first Superman movie.
"I'm flying and you'll be flying," said Rick, "But you'll flying a little bit differently than me."
Before Jamie had a chance to ask what that meant she felt a growing pressure inside of her stomach. Looking down past her breasts Jamie saw her midsection extend and bloat outward until she looked 9 months pregnant.
Jamie looked up in surprise. "Rick?!"
"You really should learn to relax, Jamie. You know that I'm not going to do anything to you that can't be undone. Just relax and be thankful that you have a
boyfriend that doesn't mind seeing you get fatter."
"Yeah, but still Rick. Give me a little more notice next time." Jamie looked back down as she felt herself take on a pretty extreme looking pear shape as her skin and clothes continued to be stretched. She struck her hand against her inflated side only to hear a hollow thump. "So you're making me into a human blimp now. I thought you couldn't outdo giving me a pair of tits and making me your date, I should of known better."
The air inside of her continued to expand greatly, pushing against her now elastic skin. She could no longer feel her insides, the mild hunger pangs subsided as her stomach disappeared and the need to pee vanished along with her bladder. With her skeleton now gone her body was now completely supported by the air pressure inside of her. Her body was now inflated enough to see without looking downward. Jamies dimensions were now taking on a pure spherical form as she felt her head and appendages slowly sinking inward.
"Rick, how much more am I going to change?" Jamie's head flattened out as it was absorbed into in herself. Her line of sight shifted as her ball-shaped body slowly rolled backwards.
"Don't worry, you're getting there."
The skin on Jamie was now taut, making her into a smooth ball as the second phase of the transformation began. The slinky green dress that she was wearing moments before was now fiercely clinging to her body like a second skin until finally the color from the dress bled outward onto her bare parts. Now her skin tone had taken on the same generous shade of green that the dress was. But instead of noticing her sudden color change Jamie was more surprised to see the world around her grow at an astonishing rate.
"You're turning me into a balloon aren't you?"
"Yep."
"So how come I'm not floating?"
"Because you're just full of air right now, not helium. I can't have you floating away before the spell completes the changes, now can I?"
Jamie felt the changes to her stop, leaving her with the alien feelings of being wobbly and extremely light.
"Well, I guess I'm done now," said Jamie. "Are you going to fill me with helium or do I need to to get used to staring at the grass?" Rick pointed at his date, causing a transmogrification of the gas inside of her, lifting her slowly off the ground into his waiting hands.
"Wow. The spell turned out great. You make a pretty sexy looking balloon."
"A sexy looking balloon? How sexy can a balloon even be?"
"Well, you still have that pretty face of yours. I made the spell change the target, that's you, into a balloon in a cartoonish style. You know like whenever a cartoon character gets changed into something that they still have their face and can talk like they normally do, like in the Fairly Oddparents or the Sabrina animated series. You pretty much look like a balloon with someone pressing their face against the rubber from the inside except with alot more facial detail."
"Cool, so I can still do this." Jamie sticked out her tongue (despite not having an opening for a mouth) teasingly at Rick.
"Yep," said Rick, smiling michievously. "So I can still do this." Rick brought Jamies latex lips directly to his own and delivered a passionate kiss, pushing the protruding tongue of hers back as his entered her mouth.
If Jamie could blush she would have, with the feminine perspective spell still in effect she was effectively a heterosexual female, balloon or not. After a good 15 seconds the tongue wrestling ceased, leaving Jamie sexually excited but disappointed that the make-out session was over.
"Wow. Do you treat all birthday party favors like this or am I just special?"
"Just you," smiled Rick, giving his inflated friend a squeeze.
"Whoa, careful there Rick."
"Don't worry, I made you alot sturdier than a regular balloon, nothing less than an armor piercing bullet can pop you." Rick held out his left hand and conjured up a line of string that he quickly tethered to Jamie. "There we go, I believe that we are ready to go now." With the string firmly in hand Rick flew off with Jamie in tow.
Feeling herself lifted higher than she had ever been in her entire life felt both exhilarating and a bit scary for Jamie. Rick, on the other hand, was unamused and laid back as humanly possible, his demeanor was no different than if he had got in a car and drove to the theater instead of flying.
"Alright, just make sure not to let go. I'm not too curious about how high I can go."
Meanwhile, back on the ground...
Jim stepped out from behind cafeteria dumpster, having witnessed the entire series of impossible events that somehow involved his best friend Rick and the girl he just met a few minutes ago.
"Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?"
