"I wish that starting tomorrow, until I say the word "applecart" reality would change so that all women, or girls old enough to menstruate, whenever they are turned on sexually or even just wake up or for no reason at all, just like the cause of guys getting boners, would give birth to huge eggs that look very inconvenient to give birth to, like yoshi eggs from mario world, with various properties or compositions or prizes inside, like big chocolate eggs or golden eggs or eggs with smartphones inside or other surprises like magical powerups or other drastic effects. No that's stupid, I'm just going to put an end to that right now, apple... apple? Why was I saying apple? Wait, what was I doing? Wait... why was the stone warm?"
No... he couldn't remember anything. He hadn't come up with any good ideas yet. Jon decided that maybe with something as serious as the rock he should really take his time coming up with the perfect wish.
Karyn was in her bed about to fall asleep wondering to herself what Jon might have wished for. She couldn't wait to see the results! It would be so funny to see what Jon wished for with Jon being none the wiser! She quietly laughed. This was going to be so fun! She gradually dozed off into an excited slumber.
Karyn woke up the next morning. "AAAaahhhhh!!!!" she screamed in pain, as her contractions began. She bore down as her egg hurt so much as it passed through her cervix. But she wanted to give birth to it quickly, because she had to get ready for school after all. She screamed some more, and pushed, as she heard through the wall the sound of her mother having the same experience in her own room, it was a common occurrence since one waking up would generally wake up the other with her noise. It hurt, but at the same time, she was excited to see what it would be. There was that one time she had given birth to a solid platinum egg. Naturally the price of precious metals had drastically gone down in the last few years since all women on Earth mysteriously started giving birth to eggs like this, but even so, that egg was still worth almost 200 dollars. "Ahhh! This one's a big one," Karyn cried, as she looked between her legs to see her labia was held open a full 6 inches in diameter for her egg. Fortunately, with the worldwide change, also came greatly increased stretching capacity of the female genitals and peritoneum, and she knew that some girls had given birth to eggs as much as 17 inches in diameter before, though in those cases it typically required a visit to the hospital afterwards. She pushed and pushed and with each one, it made a little more progress exiting her body, until at last it got past the widest point, and with a big "splork!" sound, it plopped out of her the rest of the way. She gasped a few more times, breathing heavily and recovering from the great pain she had just endured, but enough of the unpleasantness, what was going to be inside of it? This time her egg had a green base color but with purple polka dots, she hadn't laid any eggs like that before, what could be inside of it! She cracked it open, and her eyes went wide with nostalgic recognition, for inside the egg, was....
