"I'm so fucked..." Jon thought as he stood there with his eyes tightly shut as the sound of the fair filled his ears. Taking a deep breath Jon attempted to lift his foot. "Okay... So I can at least move." Jon thought as he placed his foot back on the ground. "Now I just need to figure out how to get..." Jon's internal monologue was interrupted when a passerby ran into Jon's shoulder knocking him to the ground.
"Watch it bruh!" A large college aged guy said dismissively as him and his buddies continued past Jon.
Now sitting on the ground, Jon slowly opened his eyes and began to quickly look around to get an idea of his surroundings. "Great... I'm in the middle of the Midway..." Jon wiped the dirt off his hands, and got up off the ground. Making sure to not let his eyes linger on any one person too long, Jon began to weave through the tightly packed midway. With his eyes mostly focused on the ground all was going to plan until Jon seemingly ran into a wall of people. "Shit!" Jon grumbled to himself as he looked up to see he had mistakenly walked into a mass of people waiting in line for a couple of rides. Jon spun around looking for a path out of the mass of people when his eye was caught by a mass of curly blonde hair. "Woah." Jon paused for a second captivated by how thick and healthy the girl's hair looked. "Snap out of it dummy." Jon's internal monologue called out causing Jon to quickly avert his eyes. "There!" Jon could see a gap in the mass of people. He immediately began to hurry towards the small gap that offered him a reprieve from his punishment.
Stepping through the gap and out into a less bustling part of the midway, Jon took a moment to catch his breath. "Okay calm down. This isn't so bad. You can figure out a way to get home." Jon thought as he hunched over to catch his breath. After a few deep breaths Jon stood back up and looked up at the darkening sky. "I guess I'll have to find a place to hide out here tonight." Jon let out a sigh and ran his fingers through his hair. "What the hell..." The texture of Jon's hair felt completely wrong and it was... "LONG!" John blurted out as he pulled a handful of thick curly blonde hair in front of his face. "FUCK!" He said tossing the handful of hair back over his shoulder.
As Jon stood their stewing over his new hair, a couple of college aged girls walked past Jon. "I wonder what his hair routine is. His hair is spectacular..." Jon could overhear the girl with the state university sweatshirt say. "Shit... The university..." Jon once again felt dread wash over his body. Not too far from the fairgrounds was a large state university, and that meant there were always a bunch of college students at the fair regardless of the night. Jon's eyes lingered on the girl who wasn't particularly attractive. "I wonder if..." Jon began to inspect his body. "Nothing... I guess it really is just women that I find attractive that active the wish..."
