(Author's Note: Please assume that Earl also made a provision in his wish that it could be undone by him by holding the rock and wishing it so. I'd make the change myself if I could go back and edit.)
Earl trotted down the hall in his bare feet. He noticed how his breasts swayed and quivered and his bare legs rubbed together below his panties, which was the only garment he was wearing below the waist.
When he got to his study, he did not see Linda, but he did see the box with the inheritance letter. Unfortunately, the rock was missing.
He raced into the kitchen, and could not believe what he was seeing. There at the kitchen table was Linda, or at least this reality's version of Linda: her head on his body, in shorts and T-shirt, sitting and enjoying a bowl of cereal.
"Hey Honey...you startled me! Were you wanting a midnight snack also?"
"No, Linda," he answered. "I just wondered where you were."
"Well, I'm glad you got up," she said. "You're looking mighty fine in your underwear." She was eyeing Earl's panties and legs, and he thought he noticed that an erection was forming in his former crotch. "By the way, I found a really pretty rock in your study. I don't know where it came from, but it would look good on the mantle above the fireplace."
She hasn't read the note, he thought. He looked and saw that she was grasping the rock on the table under her large male left hand.
"Great...can I see it?" he said.
"Sure...see." She held it up for him to see.
"It is nice; can I hold it?" he asked.
"I'd rather you held me, and especially a certain part of me," she answered.
As he looked at his teasing wife, his eyes caught sight of their wedding photo that was hanging in the living room. His eyes grew wide when he saw that he was wearing the wedding dress in the picture and her head topped the masculine tuxedo clad body next to him.
"I'd like to, but I'd really like to hold the rock," he said impatiently.
"Well I wish you wouldn't hold the rock and would quit asking about the rock," she answered with lust in her eyes. "I have other things I'd like to do with you."
When Earl heard the "I wish" come out of her mouth, he grimaced.
