"Umm...yes," Jon said, checking Leonard out...a somewhat, but not overly attractive pregnant girl wearing a blue maternity dress. A nametag suddenly appeared, identifying her as Lauren, the Front Desk Supervisor.
"I need to sit down," Leonard/Lauren said. "I feel..."
"Pregnant," Jon said. "Someone is playing with me. Anyone or thing that comes near me changes somehow."
"That's nuts," Leonard said.
"Yes, and either I hide, and whoever it is will know and do something else to me, or I try to figure things out. I don't want to hide." Jon said.
"I have to get back to work," Leonard said.
"Work?"
Leonard slapped her face lightly. "I...dunno...I just...it sort of slipped out, sir."
"You just called me sir."
"I know. It's like there is someone else in here with me, but it's me too. Just some other me."
Elsewhere, Sarah wished that the radius around Jon that made things change doubled in size.