"Jon! Jon!"
Jon turned around at Karen's voice, the glass of lesbian punch still in his hand, "Hey, what?"
"Jon, I need your help." she quickly filled him in.
"And....?" Jon asked.
"Well, see, I have this idea. You drink the lesbian punch and change into a lesbian. Then, we pretend to be making out and pretend to be looking for a room for a little privacy. We stumble on those guys and, while we're 'pretending' we can get them all to take some of the punch. Then they'll all transform, and we'll get the two boys out of their so they can recover and we don't have to worry about those guys raping anyone. Well?"
"Ummm, well Karen I'm going to have to say..."