"Now, time for the big one! In the last battle of the sexes challenge the global fate of both human genders hangs in the balance!" Frank yelled into the mic. "Breasts aren't the only result of my previous visit to this dimention, you see... Way back both females and males could give birth to new humans with women birthing only girls and men only boys. Then I came along and in one game I prepared for your ancestors, not much unlike the ones you're playing now, the men of Earth won the convinience of not having to deal with childbirth. Ladies! Now it's your chance to reclaim that privilage!"
There was a commotion in the gym as he spoke. People were surprised at how things used to be. People couldn't imagine having men pregnant too. And women... well, Fred called not getting pregnant a privilage, but quite a few women seemed to think the opposite, they didn't want to loose the gift of being able to create the "miracle of life" in their wombs.
"So to get to the specifics of the prizes for this round:" Fred picked up his speech. "Should the ladies win, they will gain the convenience of not having to worry about pregnancy! Only men will be able to get pregnant, and will gain whatever physical features are necessary for that function. You know, like the whole narrow-waist-wide-hips thing: one needed to make space for the kid and the other to be able to pop it out. I'm still conflicted what to do about boobs so I can't tell you right now." He was so happy with his idea he laughed and clapped his hands a few times.
Meanwhile the men in the room stirred, absolutely terrified with the prospect of what could happen. A few obscene threats were shouted towards the three men representing the entirety of male population on the stage, just in case they didn't win.
"If the male team wins tough, they will get something that belongs to women: their grace."
The room went silend as people became curious what he eant by that.
"You know, much have changed from the time I came to earth the last time. Before being big and strong was a true advantage. It allowed you to fight the predators and survive. Now no predators endanger you. You have your technology to allow you to live more efficently, you've developed aesthetic sense so that what you see around gives you intellectual pleasure... One can live more efficiently in a compact, graceful form and there is beuty in delicateness... Should the men win, as their prize they will receive the grace and beauty that belongs to the females now. They'll be weaker, true, but they will receive flexibility and agility of women. The ladies have the strength of men already, shoulg they loose they'll also have to learn how to live with their clumsiness, with the clunkiness of large hands and feet having traded their delicate ones with the opposite sex. You will also trade sizes, with the new average height being what one would consider a short woman today and vice versa, the new average height for women would be that of a tall man today. Here too, I have to say, I'm conflicted what to do with tits. I have to say that those inconvinients bags of fat sitting on your chests do have an aestethic appeal too..."
Now both the men and women alike were qiute stirred. It seemed like no matter who won, the consequences would be undesirable to both sexes... Unfortunately (or fortunately) Fred didn't allow for further contemplation of that topic as he announced:
"Now that you know the stakes it's time to reveal the game! For tonight's special round of the battle of sexes we shall see..."
