Fred danced around on stage to the song "Single Ladies" with a big grin on his face as the audience watched the urolagnia video. The acts depicted on the screen continued to get more and more graphic right up til the end.
Finally when the video ended and the screen retreated back into the ceiling. Fred picked up the mic and said loudly, "Ok, since both sides have won a round of the Newlywed game now, let's move on to another fun game I like to call... Battle of the Sexes! A fan favorite for sure. A fun little true story about this game, about 25,000 or so years ago I played this with a group of your ancestors. Ladies, you know those permanently engorged mammaries on your chests you call 'breasts'? Well, as you probably know, human breasts are unique in the mammal world, they serve no evolutionary purpose, so they are strictly ornamental. What you probably didn't know is that if one of your ancient female ancestors hadn't tripped during a key part of the final round of the game, men would have ended up with something like that instead of you!"
The a murmur could be heard throughout the audience as they considered what Fred was actually saying. Fred's unusual power went far beyond making a few alterations to a room full of people, he had already altered all of humanity in the past! To think that women's breasts, something that had seemingly always been so central to human sexuality were nothing more than the result of some game played long ago! In any case, no one in the room would look at boobs the same way ever again.
Fred flashed a big smile and said, "That's right folks, the stakes are getting higher! While the first two rounds will only affect the people in this room, in round three you'll be playing for your ENTIRE gender worldwide! Now, I want all women to go to the right side of the room and all men to the left. Each gender, select three people from your gender to come on stage and compete in a series of fun physical challenges! Oh, and Gary, even though you have a pussy between your legs at the moment I still want you on the guy's team."
The people in the room obediently divided into men and women and huddled together to select three competitors. People debated if they should send up fast runners, the strongest, or maybe people who played a specific sport? Fred did not say exactly WHAT kind of physical challenges the three competitors would be competing in after all. However, no one in the room actually believed the games would be "fun".
After some deliberation the ladies selected Mary, Fiona, and Tanya. Mary had been on the track team while Fiona and Tanya had not only played tennis in high school, but still competed in Tennis matches locally to this day.
The guys sent up Jeff, Austin, and Horatio. All three of them had been on the 2004 state champion football team, and had no trouble convincing the rest of their classmates they could beat the ladies in whatever Fred had planned.
Fred looked over the six people on stage for a bit and said, "Excellent. As I said there are three challenges. Each team that wins gains something from the losing team. By that I mean I'll swap a desirable gender trait for an undesirable one. Now keep in mind folks in the audience these swaps are for EVERYONE in the room, not just our brave contestants on stage. And round three is...the super awesome global gender domination challenge!"
Everyone in the room was a bit startled as the lights dimmed and there was an audible thunder clap outside as Fred had said the last part.
Fred just softly chuckled and shook his head at how effective corny effects were after all these eons. He then continued, "Now, Everyone in the audience return to your seats where you were, and do not move for the rest of round 2 or try to help the contestants on your gender's team! Remember not only do cheaters never prosper, they often get changed into donkeys!"
Fred turned back to the teams on stage and continued talking as the audience returned to their original seats. "Ok contestants, black balloons are going to drop from the ceiling all over the gym. SOME of these balloons have tokens in them. You need to pop these balloons, find the tokens and bring them back to the stage. First team to bring 10 tokens wins. Oh, by the way if any of the balloons end up outside the back doors do NOT go after them unless you want to compete as a dildo. Ready? One, two, three...GO!"
From literally nowhere hundreds of balloons fell from the ceiling. The six contestants frantically ran out and started popping them. It was loud and chaotic, but in what seemed like no time at all it was the ladies who got back to the stage with ten tokens first.
Fred said excitedly as though he were still a game show host, "Ladies win! Sorry, guys, I'm afraid you lose your upper body strength to the ladies."
Fred snapped his fingers.
All the men in the room including those in the audience saw their arms get skinny and soft, while the women's arms took on the hard and defined muscle the men had lost. Soon all the women in the room were far stronger than any of the men.
Fred let out a big laugh and said, "Tough break guys, that arm strength really would have come in handy for the rest of the game. Also, for all you married guys I really hope you have been nice to your wives in the past considering they can now easily kick your asses! He he. Anyhoo, ON WITH THE SHOW!"
Fred snapped his fingers and two tables appeared on stage. Both tables had a big empty clear tub full of water along with two smaller black containers.
Fred said, "OK, this next physical challenge has a mental twist to it! Using only these 3 and 5 gallon jugs, bring to the head table EXACTLY four gallons of water. You can't just guess either, it has to be exact. If you bring up the wrong amount by more than 1% OR if the other team gets it right first, you lose. Oh and just to make this more PHYSICALLY challenging I've made this water three times heavier than regular water. Bet you REALLY wish you would have popped those silly balloons a bit better in the last round, don't you guys? Ready? One, two, three GO!"
The men really found it difficult to heft around the unnaturally heavy jugs without spilling given their new suddenly weak girly arms, but they DID have the advantage of Horatio and Austin remembering this same riddle done in "Die Hard: With a Vengeance." So while the stronger women easily moved the heavy jugs around without spilling, they had to waste time figuring out the math. The men were first to bring a jug up to Fred.
Fred quickly glanced over the jug, then shouted "4.0108 gallons. Rather impressive. This is a clear win for the men! Ladies, you lose your sexual stamina to the guys."
Fred snapped his fingers, then explained "Sorry girls, It's quick one and done orgasms for you from now on. Guys, you will not only be able to last much longer in bed, but your orgasms won't be the quick 'pops' you've been used to. Your orgasms will now slowly build up to big fireworks like you've never experienced before! You're going to find out why it is a lot of women scream when they orgasm. You'll even get to have multiple orgasms as well!"
Everyone in the room just kind of nervously looked at each other, not exactly sure what had just happened to them.
Fred beamed with delight as he excitedly said, "Ok everyone, not only can I see you're having a hard time visualizing this last game prize, but I also think our courageous competitors deserve a break. So...how about a fun little demo before round three?"
Fred snapped his fingers and not only did Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" start playing, but three identical beautiful women and three identical handsome men appeared in front of the six competitors on stage. These apparent clones of underwear models each went up to a competitor and not only started making out with them, but started undressing them! As the song continued to play, the male clones had asked the female competitors exactly what they wanted, and proceeded to give them just that while the audience watched with fascination. The fact that Fred had temporarily removed the sexual inhibitions of the people on stage helped out with this "demonstration" a lot.
Mary wanted to be dominated, and fucked hard. The underwear model clone she had still had the strength of a regular man (unlike the other men in the room), but even he had a hard time pinning down and forcefully making love to the increased strength of Mary. (Obviously Mary's husband who was looking on in horror from the audience would have a far harder time giving his strong wife what she really liked from now on.) But he efforts were apparently enough for Mary, who only held out for about a minute or so from her clone's hard lovemaking before she tensed up in orgasm and her model vanished. Fiona had wanted oral, and her clone gave her just that in truly expert fashion. Fiona only lasted about a minute and 55 seconds before she grunted and came in a rather disappointing and underwhelming orgasm, causing her model to vanish as well. Tanya was not married, so given her newly acquired fetish she wanted well, something that made quite a mess on the stage. She held out almost to the end of the song, but even before Right Said Fred had gotten out the final "I'm too sexy for this song" line, all three women were finished with their sex. They were so used to their old female stamina they hadn't even lasted out a single cheesy 90s song! They would have to learn to think about something distracting or pace themselves in the future if they wanted to last more than a couple minutes in bed.
The men on the other hand were having far more fun with their female underwear model clones. While at first the three married men had been shocked when their underwear had come off and they saw their penises one inch shorter than they remembered, the expert seduction of the attractive female clones got them and their smaller penises in the mood soon enough. When "I'm Too Sexy" was over and "Sexy Back" had started playing the men were only getting warmed up! They also lasted through "Sexy and I Know It" as well as a few Usher and Barry White songs. What was clear during all this was that not only were the men moaning loudly and passionately during sex like a woman usually does, but some of them had came twice or more before they were really "done".
As the women on stage waited patiently leaving the audience to watch the very graphic show the men were giving, a sense of true panic was building in the crowd as they began to get over the shock of this surreal event and what was really going on started to set in. The changes to their minds and bodies were starting to add up! When the final cliche'd sex song "It's Only Love Doing It's Thing" had ended and the last female model clone had vanished, Fred just did another little dance on stage and yelled into the mic, "Now, time for the big one! In the last battle of the sexes challenge the global fate of both human genders hangs in the balance!"
