Fred outstretched his arms and did a half twirl on the stage as though he were a giddy 80s game show host before shouting into the mic, "Alllllright folks time for the newlywed game's second couple, Jerry and Olivia Ness.....come on UP!"
With a simple finger snap from Fred a spotlight seemingly from nowhere shone down on a couple towards the back of the room. They knew right away they'd be going to the stage whether they wanted to or not, and it was in their best interest to just comply. They simply stood up and headed to the stage to face their fate. As they made their way to the stage the whole audience saw Olivia's open back dress left her new nipple plainly visible right above her right shoulder blade. No doubt this would probably the last time Olivia wore a dress with an open back.
As soon as they arrived on the stage Fred positioned them so they were back to back, then handed them the yellow cards and markers before saying, "This question Olivia is going to answer, Jerry, you have to match her answer. Ok Olivia, fill in the blank in the following sentence. Whenever my husband wants to make love, I want to blank"
Olivia started writing something right away, while Jerry looked a little nervous and wrote much more slowly. When they had finished Fred asked Olivia to turn over her card first.
Fred read Olivia's card aloud to the audience, "Whenever my husband wants to make love, I want to...be on top."
Fred gave a slight chuckle and said, "Well, a lady who's in charge I see. Nice. Let's see what your apparently submissive hubby wrote down."
Jerry turned his card over to reveal that, like Olivia, Jerry had written "be on top" on his card.
Fred gave them a very angry stare and said in a terse tone, "Well, I see you two are quite in sync. You know what THAT means, right?"
Both Olivia and Jerry were too scared to answer.
Fred just glared at them and calmly said, "Jerry and Olivia, you....may........leave."
The room was totally silent as Jerry and Olivia just nervously looked at each other and then started towards the back doors. When they arrived at the back they just stopped and looked down at the dildo lying on the floor that had previously been their former classmate Jason Perkins.
Fred's voice boomed from the speakers, "Don't worry, I assure you lucky winners that you won't meet that fate. Though, before you go I insist you two lovebirds take that lovely marital aid home with you. No doubt Olivia could put it to good use!"
Olivia nervously picked up the dildo from the floor and the two winners then slowly crossed the doorway...completely unharmed. They could then be seen briskly walking away towards the building exits along the back wall.
Fred started speaking again to regain the audience's attention, "Ok all you single folks in the audience, their gain is your loss! From now on you will all have a fun little fetish called urolagnia. It should make your dating life much more interesting. And in case you don't know what that is, here is a little informational video!
Fred snapped his fingers and a screen lowered from above the stage. A video started playing that had Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" blasting as the audio track. The actual video featured people engaging in a particular sex act that had wildly different reactions from the audience. Married people looked at the video screen in disgust and gasped with audible "uuuggghhhh"s as though they were in a "tosh.0" audience. The single persons in the audience had a very different reaction though. They just stared at the screen in a mixture of fascination and horror as their newly rewired brains processed BOTH the fact that this was disgusting but also that...it turned them on....A LOT.
