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4. The Newlywed Game

3. Jon's Wish Is Noticed By Fred

2. A wish for something interesti

1. You Are What You Wish

Fred Presents: The Newlywed Game

on 2014-04-27 12:24:17

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Fred announced in his booming voice, "Round one is the newlywed game! Well, it really should be called the 'wed' game, because really any married couple can play it. Ha ha! Anyhoo, in this round I pick some random married couple and ask them a simple question. If they get it wrong, not only do THEY lose but all the married people in the room lose too. If they get the question right not only do they get to leave the game and go home, but all the single people in the audience lose something. So...if you're married, raise your hand."

Fred snapped his fingers and scanned the crowd filled with involuntarily raised hands for a bit before pointing at a blonde woman in a red dress and a man in Khakis and a black button down dress shirt. "You two, come on up here!"

The two people stood up and walked to the stage. To everyone in the audience it looked like they were walking a bit oddly, but they had no way to know it was because they were trying NOT to walk to the stage, but were unable to stop themselves.

When they got on stage Fred asked them, "Okay, tell the audience a bit about yourselves!"

The woman said she was named Lyndah and the guy said he was named Gary. They had been married four years, lived in nearby Greensboro, and had a two year old.

After the intro Fred continued, "Now, I want you to face away from each other and write the answer to this question on these cards."

Fred handed them each a large yellow card and a marker then asked, "How many times in the last month have you had sex?"

Both Gary and Lyndah looked embarrassed, but scribbled something on their cards.

When they had finished Fred said excitedly, "Ok, now, both of you turn to face the audience and reveal your answers!"

Gary held up his card and it had the number 5 on it. Lyndah turned around and her card had...the number 3.

Fred laughed a bit and said, "OOoooo. So close. Gary I sure hope you're just bad at math! Ha ha ha!! So, Lyndah, tell me, was this a bad month or what? How often do you USUALLY have sex in a month?"

Lyndah blushed and replied, "Um, ever since we had our child together, we make love maybe 2 or 3 times a month."

Fred gave an over the top frown to the audience and said in a mock astonished tone, "2 or 3 times a MONTH?!? Oh my that's unfortunate, a beautiful woman like you should be getting it on more than just a couple times a month! I know just what to do for you two!"

Fred snapped his fingers and said, "There, your husband Gary now has a pussy, but don't worry Lyndah, every other Wednesday he'll get his cock and balls back for the day so he can continue to give you two or maybe three couplings a month like he has been.."

Lyndah just stammered, "Wh...what?!?"

Fred chuckled and looked at Gary and said, "Go on Gary, show everyone what your bad math and poor husbandly skills have gotten you!"

Fred snapped his fingers and then Gary dropped his pants and underwear to reveal to the audience he was indeed a woman where it counted now even though the rest of him looked exactly the same.

Lyndah just stared in shock at her husband's new womanhood.

Fred smirked and said, "Since Gary only seemed to want to use his dick a couple times a month it's only fair he should only HAVE one just a couple times a month."

Lyndah, still in shock just blurted out, "But...but... I thought you wanted us to have MORE sex! How are we supposed to do that now?"

Fred chuckled again and told her, "Oh contraire Lyndah, I said I wanted YOU to get a lot more sex. And I since your husband is only rising to the occasion twice a month or so, I'm going give you a gift to make sure YOU get plenty of sex from now on. I'm giving you the libido of 25 horny ovulating women put together!"

Fred snapped his fingers and Lyndah let out a gasp.

Fred turned to the audience a bit as he explained, "Oh and Lyndah, just so you know I also altered your pheromone production to be about the same as 25 horny ovulating women, so...guys are going to have QUITE the hard time resisting you. Between your natural good looks and now super human libido and pheromones you could probably seduce even me if I'm not careful!"

Lyndah looked terrified as she realized what was happening to her, "But..I'm married! I don't WANT to be out seducing men and....uh, having SEX with them!!"

"Yes indeed," Fred told her, "you are married. BUT.. I am quite sure your marriage license says you married a man and..." Fred paused, walked up to Gary and patted his flat crotch before continuing "..as you can see Gary is not a man right now, and won't be again until the Wednesday after next. I fully encourage you to have sex with him every other Wednesday when he has his dick, however the rest of the time you'll need to find men to satisfy your desires, which, I need not remind you are going to be 25 times higher than a typical woman's."

Lyndah started to cry, right on stage. Gary pulled up his pants and went to comfort his wife, but she was very upset at his incorrect answer that had doomed them. She just brushed his hand away. They both left the stage and headed back to their seats.

Fred then announced, "Ok, all you married folks in the audience, So sorry but rules are rules! They lose, so you gotta lose. So, all married men in the audience will lose an inch of penis length and all married women lose a cup size!"

Fred snapped his fingers and there was a collective gasp as all wedded persons in the audience felt Fred's words come true. A lot of men worriedly patted their crotches while the women adjusted dresses and bras that were suddenly one size too big.




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