"Syd," the girl said, "you'll never believe what happened to me."
"You...you.can't be here," Sydney stuttered.
"Well, I nearly wasn't. Someone jumped me and stole my clothes," she said. "I had to rustle something up. I hope you don't mind. I had to steal some of your gym clothes, and raid the lost and found bin..." She gestured. "What do you think? It's kind of funky."
"You...aren't real!!" Sydney blurted out.
"What?"