Lacking much concern for them, he just left without a second thought. I followed him back towards the tower. Along the way, he encountered a large red Elitper carrying a spear. He had an athletic build and had black silky hair on his head. He brought a request to Epsilon. He said "Greetings human. Take me to your master. I was given a prophecy and I must talk to the Sage to find what it means." That made me curious. NPCs were just as likely to go on quests as Players after all. I stopped hiding in the background and simply approached them. I looked at them and said "I am the Sage of the 3 Ynnub villages in the area. Why were you sent over here? It seems pretty far from the place you got the prophecy from." The Elitper nodded and said "My village has been plagued by a bandit king. He is said to be invincible. No blade can pierce his scales. Even magic is not enough to kill him." That was probably a boss monster with serious buffs. It would not be possible for a random NPC to kill him unless there was astronomical amounts of luck were on its side. "What is the prophecy?" I asked.
I was then given the prophecy. I asked him to repeat it multiple times. It was as follows: "The bandit king of Red Sands will not perish until he is pierced with the manliest of spears and flooded with sailors docked in his harbor." I had to think about it for a few minutes. It was totally nonsensical if you considered the area the boss was in. No sailors existed in a real sense there. The red warrior told me that Red Sands Village was in a desert biome. There were no rivers or large enough bodies of water for ships or boats. Unless you took lots of euphemisms into account, there would be no way for things to happen. As a Sage, I more than aware that this was an explicit 18+ sub-world. With that in mind, I used my knowledge of sexual innuendos to answer. A "manly spear" was a dick. "Little sailors" usually referred to sperm. "I think that from what you told me that the bandit king needs to be fucked into submission." I said. The warrior looked at me skeptically. "I assure you he has raped and pillaged his way through my village many times." he said. "But has anyone fucked his ass of genital slit?"
My question was met with silence. "He has been dominant in everything he's tried." he said. "I can only assume from the wording that he's somehow weakened when an enemy cums inside his ass or genital slit." I responded. It seemed to be one of the only things that has not been tried. The warrior was still skeptical. He asked "That very well might be the case, but how will I kill him after I have... weakened him? I doubt he will allow me near him with my spear in hand." I had an idea for that. I told Epsilon to get an adventurer from each of the villages. Epsilon hurried and accomplished it. The Elitper did not think that they would be that useful. "Surely that human would be a much better companion for this task." he said. I nodded. "I know he is. That is why he is with me. You will have some good companions. Use them as the decoys to lure the bandit king in. With the 4 of you, someone will be able to cum inside him and the others can attack." I told him. When the 3 adventurers in full iron armor came, the red Elitper was impressed. "I will take them with me. With all luck, we will return heroes."
