"What am I doing here?" Biff asked, clearly confused.
"Well, you are here for your reallocation process," the doctor explained. "It is probably the drugs we gave you for the pre-op tests. They can cause confusion, early on."
"Reallocation?"
"Well, it is a funding issue. You see, the government has determined that your school is not diverse enough to qualify for certain state and federal grants. So, we've decided to fix it. Your school has too many jocks. So, we've decided to reallocate you into a different subculture."
"That's nuts."
"No, that's politics," the Doctor said. "Don't worry, you'll be perfectly fine. You'll get government assistance to help you adapt."
"Adapt to what? Tell me simply what you're going to do to me."
