Zoe blinked. "But...you and I..." She looked hurt by that. "I...that's all right, this is temporary. I just need to know how to fake being Goth girl until this fades. Tell me...so we're not dating here?"
Jon nearly gagged. "What? You're my kid sister."
Zoe looked at him. "You turned me into your sister?" Her eyes narrowed. "Who are you dating here? Who did you wish to be your girlfriend instead of me?"
"I don't have a girlfriend," Jon insisted.