"Exposure to the light rays of the fuchsia sun turns women into bimbos," explained the reporter, who was safe inside a studio. "So far, the effect on men, if there is an effect, is unknown. But as for women ... well, our reporters have confirmed this through ... firsthand experience."
A black-haired reporter with a microphone appeared on the screen beneath the words "Earlier This Morning". She pointed up at the fuchsia sun with her free hand. Her skin appeared to be pinkish, but that was because of the unusual light. Her fingers and then her hand and rest of her arm suddenly became more tanned and her fingernails turned pink. Then her breasts got bigger - starting from a B-cup, they then became a C-cup, then a D-cup, then a DD-cup. Her blouse was stretched to its limit. And as her black hair lightened to a dirty blond and was formed into a flirty ponytail held up by a pink scrunchie, her clothing morphed around her body. Soon, she was dressed in a pink bare-midriff tube top (which showed off her new ample cleavage quite nicely), a white pleated micro-miniskirt (which only covered most of her somewhat plumper butt - her new pink thong could be seen just underneath), and a pair of pink open-toe 5-inch heels (which showed off her new pink toenails). On her face was pink lipstick and sexy eyeliner. Pink hoop earrings hung from her earlobes.
She looked down at the microphone in her hand, then up at the camera and giggled. "Like, am I on TV or something? That's so cool," she said, with a much more breathy bimboish voice.
"What are we going to do?" asked Jon's father Mark. "We can't hide in here forever. We need food, among other things. There's enough in the refrigerator to last us ..." Mark looked at his wife questioningly.
"One day," stated Linda. "I was supposed to go shopping today! But if I leave, I'll ... change ..."
"But they said men won't change," Jon pointed out. "Maybe it's okay for me, Mikey, and Dad."
"No, they said they didn't know how men are affected," his mom said. "I can't allow you to go out there until I know what could happen to you."
It was at that moment when Jon decided to make a hasty retreat back to his bedroom. If the stone somehow changed the world, maybe it can change it back! he thought, as he ran up the stairs.
