"Come on, Biff," Sarah said. "Let's go check out the sale at Victoria's Secret. I saw this bra and panty set that would just look great on you. It certainly should make your boyfriend more interested."
"My boyfriend? Sarah, what are you talking about?" Biff asked.
"Your big date tonight? Duh..." Sarah said.
"But...I don't date boys. I'm dating you..."
Sarah looked at him. "If you're a lesbian, Biff, you could have fooled me. You've had three boyfriends since January."
"It was only two," Biff said. "At least I have boyfriends." Wait a minute, what am I saying?
"I have half the football team drooling over me," Sarah said.
"Only the half that isn't in love with me," Biff insisted, grabbing Sarah's arm.
