Jon sat at Sam's kitchen table, eating.
"You two make such a cute couple," Sam's mother said. Jon nearly choked.
"Mom!" Sam said, turning red. "Jon and I are just friends, okay?"
Sam and I are too good of friends to... Jon thought, then wondered where the thought had come from. He suddenly came to a realization. he wasn't dressed like her...but he'd somehow become the Karyn in a Karyn-Jon relationship.
