The covers rolled back and Jon saw Barb Harris yawn and stretch. Then she looked at him and smiled. "Good morning," she said.
Barb, or Barbara Harris was a freshman at his school. He knew her name, but that was pretty much all he knew about her.
She leaned over and kiss him.
"What the hell?" Jon exclaimed out loud.
She looked at him in surprise. "Is that any way to treat your wife?"
"Wife?" He said, nearly jumping out of bed.
"Jon...you're kind of freaking me out here. Are you all right?"
"I had a weird dream," he lied. "I need to go shower, and wake up," he insisted, panicking and running for the bathroom.