... the principal of the school!
Sarah gasped. She knew that the thing she was holding had no resemblance to an actual gun, and looked more like a prop from one of those cheesy sci-fi shows from decades ago. But she knew that schools were practicing a 'zero tolerance' policy, and suspended students for bringing in anything that even remotely resembled a gun.
She was going to be in serious trouble.
"Principal ... I can explain." she began. But then she realized the principal wasn't listening. In fact, he barely seemed to even notice her or the strange ray gun she was holding.
"That's nice." the principal said. He was staring at the notice board, seeing the rainbow logo on a notice advertising a 'green' themed community event. "Ooh, that's pretty."
"Hello?" Sarah asked.
"Yes, Sarah. You look nice. Who does your hair?" the principal asked.
The Bimbo Gun, Sarah realized. It actually worked. He's ... a moron. An airheaded ... bimbo._
She stared at the Bimbo Gun in shock. What had she just done? And what was she going to do now?
