It wasn't bad enough his dad was starting to look like a poster child for teen fashion and his mom increasingly looked like a jock.
He looked down...very slowly...at himself. Crap. he thought silently. He still looked the same, but he was wearing a dress. He hadn't been a moment ago.
"Kids," he said, in a choked voice. "I'm still looking for that missing rock of mine...it has...sentimental value. If either of you see it..."
"Well, it's not in my room," Riley said.
Shit... Jon said, continuing to curse internally. He needed to stop this as soon as possible.
