"Hmm," said Jon. "It sounded just like, uhh, the stone except that when it grants wishes it flashes instead of makes you look away."
"The stone? You've heard of it?" replied Tabitha.
"It's a long story. Let me guess. Your boyfriend turned into a horse."
"No... he just disappeared and there was this little metal nail on the ground, glowing red, almost on fire. The stone fell down and rolled away but I got it back. I picked it up and said 'I wish that did what he meant' and he was back. I told him that I already thought he was totally hot, and that he could have killed himself doing that."
"I see. Tabitha... I have news for you. It's not the only stone. I've got one."
"Uh-huh, and you're just telling me like that?"
"No, I'm just telling you because it doesn't matter, since you could always ask your stone about me anyway."At this point Jon found himself unable to ignore the breasts that had been in his field of view and closed his eyes for a second, then opened them and tried concentrating on her face. "Now, about your boyfriend..."
"Right. He had no idea what I was talking about. I let him take the stone, which may have been a bad idea. Because he said 'See, it's just a stone' and wished that I have bigger breasts and like to go topless."
"So you do," said Jon.
"I don't mind it. I do like to go topless!"
Jon sighed. "It could be worse."
"What are you talking about?"
"Wishing that you like something... It's like mind control."
"He didn't mean it. And I told you I don't mind."
At about this point Jon realized that he hadn't heard her complain even once about him staring. It made him feel a little guilty, since it was probably the wish that made her not mind, so he's taking advantage of her... Ahh, it wasn't as if he was really doing anything to her anyway.
Trying to change the subject, Jon said....
