Jon wanted to trust his better judgment, but he ultimately gave in and decided to use the stone. He took a deep breath, "I wish I was a woman, but not just a woman. I wish I was born a woman, a gorgeous one."
Jon went on and on for about five minutes describing how he wanted to look. He concluded it all up with, "I wish I was rich, so that I didn't have to be a stripper. I wish I wasn't a stripper."
The stone glowed and got extremely hot, so hot that Jon dropped it. When he stood back up, he saw his new reflection in the mirror:
