The Game's Afoot

Karyn, for some reason feeling jealous as Jon admired this woman, decided to have a little fun with him. She noticed that Jon was paying particular attention to her feet as she walked by.

"Well, if you like them so much, why don't you have some of your own," Karyn thought as she pulled the trigger.
Jon might not have noticed the change if he hadn't tripped while walking right out of his men's size 11 shoes with his now women's size 6 feet.
"What the hell, Karyn!" Jon yelled.
"Keep it down, Jon," she replied calmly. "You don't want to attract attention, do you?"
"What did you do?"
"I noticed you checking out that woman's feet, so I decided to give you some just like them. You clearly liked them very much, so I figured I was doing you a favor."
"Well, don't do me any more favors. I feel ridiculous. As soon as we get home, I'm using the rock to change back. For now, let's go find a mirror so I can see how absurd I look with these tiny feet."
They walked to a department store changing room, Jon with his shoes in his hands and his socks falling off his feet. Once they reached the changing room, Jon removed the socks and stared in the mirror in disbelief.
"These feet look completely out of place on my hairy legs," Jon said.
"You're right," Karyn replied with a mischievous grin. When Jon looked back in the mirror, he saw that she had "fixed his problem."

"There, that's better," she said. "I decided you'd look better with blue nails, too. I have to say, Jon, those feet are much prettier than your old ones. You should be thanking me."
"Gee, you're right, Karyn," Jon replied sarcastically. "Whatever was I thinking. I'm so sorry I've been upset with you; you really have done me a favor."
"You're welcome."
"Karyn! I'm not serious. What on earth compelled you to do this to me? I look completely absurd with my normal male body on top of these incredibly girly legs and feet."
"You know, Jon, you're right again."