"No Jon, I'm sorry," Karyn grinned and passed him the notebook.
He looked down at the page.
Jon .... is sleeping every night with
.... the most popular girl in school,
.... who has breasts the size of watermelons.
"Geeze, Karyn? What are you doing messing around with this now? Sarah's going to be over here any minute."
"Guess I'll head home, and leave you two lovebirds alone, then. 'Night," she said. With that, she walked out, taking the pencil.
When she got outside, she saw Sarah walking up to the house. When Sarah saw her, Sarah called to her, "What are you looking at, you ugly freak?"
"Look who's talking, you cow. How much does Jon have to milk you before you can stand upright?"
"You're just jealous that I finally got him from you, you bitch!"
"We'll see who's the bitch, you little slut," responded Karyn, walking home while thinking about further uses of the pencil.
As she went, she heard Jon's mom saying, "Hi Sarah," as she opened the door for Sarah.
Can I really let this go all weekend? she thought to herself.
