"If you expect this to scare me you've got another thing coming," Karyn smiled, then looked at the message written on the pad. "WHAT THE FUCK, JON?"
Jon had written, immediately below Karyn's message:
Jon has a penis the length and thickness of his forearm
Karyn is the most popular girl at school
and has breasts the size of watermelons!! (.)(.)
Karyn's face soured. She wasn't really the most beloved person at school? But everyone liked her, didn't they? She couldn't believe it was all a lie.
"So people don't like me?"
"Some people do, but not nearly as many as you remember I bet. I know you've never been all that bothered about popularity, so I went with that over doing something you would really care about. Still hurts though, doesn't it?"
"Something I really care about?"
"Yeah, like making you super-intelligent or something. That would have crushed you I'm sure. But that's not what I want at all. Now do you see what you did to me?"
"Yeah, I guess," Karyn relented, "but these boobs "
"Hey, you made my cock like a foot long!"
"Heh, yeah I did," Karyn smiled. "You know, I misjudged you on that one. I hope we're even now. I'm sorry Jon."
"Oh that's okay, enough apologising-"
"No Jon, I'm sorry," Karyn grinned and passed him the notebook.
