Jon looked at the notepad and realised what Karyn had done.
Jon has a penis ... ...... ... ......... .. ... .......
..... .... ... ....... ... .... .......
... ... ....... the size of watermelon!!
She'd strategically erased parts of the messages and combined them! Suddenly Jon realised the giant freakish penis he'd been sporting since he was born wasn't even real!
"My cock!" he cried out, glaring back at Karyn.
Karyn just laughed out loud and snatched the notebook out of his grasp.
"My penis isn't supposed to be this big?" He looked down at the massive lump in his pants.
"Well, duh. Who has a penis as big as a watermelon?"
"C'mon Karyn, let me get rid of this," Jon said. "I feel like a freak now!"
"Oops, look at the time. I should get going!" Karyn stood up and let the notepad fall back onto the bed where she was seated.
Jon grabbed it immediately, but found Karyn had torn out the incriminating page and stuffed it in her pocket.
"Dammit!" Jon cried out.
"Now we're even, Jon!" Karyn smirked. "Tell you what. Today's Friday, so if you stay that way through the whole weekend, then I'll return this piece of paper to you Monday after school. And no cheating and changing yourself with that magic pen! I'll remember what you're supposed to look like because I'll have this page."
"Karyn, I can't go through a whole weekend looking like this!"
"Why not? After all you've gone your whole life looking like that. OR HAVE YOU?" she added with a melodramatic cackle.
"But, but this feels really wrong now ..."
"You'll get over it. Lighten up!"
"Please reconsider Karyn ..."
"Seriously, gotta go. Call me tomorrow, okay?" Karyn called as she was already outside the door.
"Uh ... bye," Jon mumbled, as he heard the front door slam shut.
He stared down at his pants. He had to deal with his freakishly massive penis all his life. But now, all of a sudden, it was alien to him ... or rather it felt like it should be alien to him.
This was sure going to be a long weekend.
