Jon looked closely at the gun and saw a rectangular button on the top. He pressed it and said "I want Karyn to love me ... sexually."
"Hey!" Karyn said, disgusted by Jon's first test.
He pointed the device at her and pulled the trigger. An odd whining sound came from the device, but that was all.
"Do you feel any different, Karyn?"
"No, I don't think so," Karyn responded.
"Then I don't get it. How does this thing ..." Jon stopped in mid-sentence as Karyn strode over to him and began to caress his chest. "Uh ... Karyn?"
"Yeah, honey?" she asked.
"Are you sure you don't feel any different?" he asked.
"I feel just fine. But I know a way that you can make me feel even better," she purred in his ear.
"Uh ... you ... you do?" Jon stammered.
"Yeah," she said, plunging her hand down his pants.
"Oh, wow," he said. He was definitely going to have a lot of fun with this device.