The camera of the future!
A note written in alien writing that nobody can comprehend and translated as best as possible into English:
Ah! If you have opened this box then you are now the proud owner of a camera from the mid 26th century from the planet Melka. Congratulations sub-creature! Let me take you through the various features:
This Camera is one of a kind! Through the use of special space-time-crystal technology it can alter the very fabric of reality. For only the cost of ten Quablabs you get many more features then the ‘random’ button. Ah yes- let me explain again.
First of all, this Camera is provided as is with a random button working. Take a picture and those around you will transform in a random way! Do not worry the changes are not permanent as long as there is money in your account. Each use of the camera will remove the appropriate sum from the account. If you do end up stuck simply dial the nearest stargate where our customer service team will be happy to assist.
Free! Owner ship of the camera.
Free! Random button!
10 Quablub: Add or remove ten years (note: can not advance beyond middle age) Now you too can be old enough to drink for the night! Or enjoy childhood again.
50 Quablub: Change your gender! Wonder what its like on the other side? Experience this for one day!
75 Quablub: Adjust template: Add extra limbs or breasts! Additional cost of ten past the first two additions.
100 Quablub: Change your species: Tired of being one among many? Become something new! Our camera has many species recorded from the databases of a hundred worlds. No doubt something will come that you enjoy!
1000 Quablub: Are real races too boring? Fantasy races are now open to you! Enjoy being something that can not exist normally.
10 000 Quablub: Create your own being! Once you have made this deposit a special pen will be provided to interact with the screen. Anything can be created with the use of our friendly Mascot Blippy to guide you in the specifics.
100 000 Quablub: With this you can make all changes permanent as if they had always been so.
Don’t have the Quablubs? No problem, the random button can make any of these things happen for you instead. However by using the random button you consent to your body being processed and recorded by our system for others to potentially enjoy in the future.
Take many pictures!
(note discarded as it looks like a bunch of weird scrawling.)
