After cleaning himself in the bathroom, Jon caught back up with Alan who was still looking a little red in the face.
"Did you find Karyn?"
"No. But she made me start whacking off in PUBLIC!"
"This is bad. She knows we're looking for her. If we keep after he she's going to mess up for good."
"Maybe we should leave and try again when she least expects it."
"That might be our only option."
John and Alan started to head for the exit. Karyn watched them leave from behind a corner. She grinned and squeezed the stone.
"So they think they're gonna try and jump me when I least expect it, eh? I guess I'd better fix them for good. First off, let's start with Alan. I wish Alan would slowly turn into a college aged chinese hooker right before Jon's eyes."
The rock flashed.
Jon and Alan were walking through the parking garage when Alan suddenly felt a shiver run up his body. Suddenly he stopped in his tracks and grabbed Jon's shirt sleeve.
"What's wrong?"
"I feel weird."
"What do you mean? What is it? Are you sick?"
"No. Me... me no sick. Me feel... "
Alan shook his head. He felt so confused. All of a sudden he was having a hard time finding words to form sentences.
... feel weird. Me feel loony tunes, Jon."
"Alan, what are saying? Are you nauseated?"
Alan struggled to understand Jon but for some reason he couldn't. He reached his hand up to his head and found a few strands of black hair dangling down in front of eyes. He immediately looked up at Jon who was staring at him in disbelief.
"Alan! You're hair is turning black! And you're shrinking! Karyn must have made a wish! Oh crap!"
"What... what is happening to me? Me no understand!!"
Jon watched as giant breasts popped into Alan's chest. Hair fell from his body as his skin became fair and flawless. His shirt became tighter and his jeans began to slide up his legs leaving a trail of smooth, ivory flesh.
When it was all over, a sexy, chinese college girl in a miniskirt with platform shoes was standing in Alan's place.
"Me! Me no Chinese! Me American! Jon! Me... me..."
Suddenly a glazed look swept over Alan's face and he shook his head. Then he looked at Jon.
"Twenty dollas for sucky sucky big boy! Twenty dollas!"
Jon knew he was next. He scanned the parking garage looking for any sign of Karyn. Then he saw her, laughing her ass off, watching the whole thing.
