"I wish you would realize the assault is real and not arrest me, officer." Blink
Without missing a beat, the police officer answered. "Well, of course it's real. There doesn't have to be any permanent damage for it to be considered an assault, after all. Assault and battery, since they made physical contact. I don't get the part about the boys, though."
"Well, er..." Sarah thought. "You said you saw the security footage, right? Well, they sort of look like boys even though they're girls so sometimes people call them that."
"I see," he replied.
"So what do you think, Karyn?" she asked.
"I don't know... we thought so, but if they're in jail nothing we do to them can be seen, and besides the jail could be out of range of you know what. I don't think we'll press charges."
"Well, that's okay then," said the officer. "Are you minors? We need to clear it with your parents."
"I wish you did." Blink
"What do you mean you wish I did? I just got finished telling you I did."
Meanwhile, the officer with Joy was completely puzzled as to how he couldn't drive the car with Joy hanging in midair. "Miss? Mister? Which is it?"
"It's Miss now," said Joy, sighing. "Miss Joy Madison."
"Miss Madison, you need to come with us..." Just then the radio in the car got a message. The officer picked it up and listened to it. Then he got out, unlocked the back doors of the car and removed the handcuffs. "You're free to go. They're not going to press charges." Once Joy got out he closely examined the seat where she had just sat for signs of trickery, but there was none.
Joy walked the rest of the way home, needless to say. Her family was unsurprised at her new female appearance (hips and breasts) and she went to her room--which had a few subtle changes, such as the used bra left in a corner--and called Alison on the phone....
