"Man, I wish I could get into Jennifer Aniston's pants somehow."
Suddenly, a warmth emanated from the stone. Realizing the impact of what he'd just said, Jon paled. He had begun to feel very, very strange.
He looked down and watched his jeans morph into the tight pants that Jennifer Aniston was wearing in the "Friends" episode. He wiped his brow, thinking how lucky he was that he didn't turn into Jennifer Aniston herself, or worse.
He had to be more careful with the stone.
