As soon as Karyn touched the can, Jon noticed the change to her face. Karyn on the other hand didn't. "Eww... Jon this is regular soda. You know I only drink diet."
Jon smirked "Jeez Karyn, say it, don't spray it."
"What do you mean?" Karyn touched her lips, and gasped. "I have a BILL!" she cried. Sure enough, a bright yellow bill had replaced her mouth, nose and about half of each cheek. "Oh my god! I'm Donald Duck! I gotta see this. Quick Jon, do you have a mirror?"
"uh yea, in the bathroom." He said as he wiped spit off his face.
Karyn rolled her eyes at him. She threw the soda back at him and ran out of the living room toward the downstairs bathroom, stumbling as she did so on the baggy suspenders.
Jon grinned. It was about time something weird happened to Karyn. Before this, the worst thing was her getting shorter, and she didn't even realize she had shrunk! Jon looked at the soda that Karyn had rejected.
He shrugged. Someone at least should enjoy it. It had cost him his testicles and butt hole to get. And besides he was really thirsty. In fact, now that he thought about it, he was practically parched. He needed to drink the soda.
He opened the can and chugged it in 10 seconds flat. It was delicious. It was like liquid paradise swishing through his mouth and down his throat. But that wasn't good enough. He was still thirsty. He needed more of that delicious caffinated, extra sugary carbonated beverage. There were 3 more cans in the refridgerater. He remembered now. At the time he was careful only to touch one, but now! It didn't matter, he needed more!
.....
Karyn reached the bathroom door and paused. "Damnit! Just my luck. Why couldn't it be open?" For a moment she considered not going in, but then she thought "How many times are you gonna have a bill for a mouth? You gotta check it out. It'd be crazy not to."
Hoping that doing it faster would be better, she quickly opened the door and rushed inside making sure that it didn't swing back shut. As she crossed the threshold, her body tingled.
When she looked into the mirror and gasped.
