"Oh shit!" said Jon as he felt his boob-groin.
"What's wrong?" called Karyn from the living room.
"It's just so Big" said Jon as he cupped it from below and felt how soft and squishy it was.
Karyn sighed, thinking Jon had just meant that he had a larger penis. She laid down on the couch and continued to channel surf. Since she was already touching the couch and remote, nothing happened to her.
Jon meanwhile needed some time to get used to this rather bizarre change. The boob was definitely a lot larger than his other equipment. It took up a lot more spherical space and it bulged out a lot more when he stood up straight. He tried walking without anything constraining it. Every step made it bob up and down. It was maddening. Every step he took reminded that all was not right down there.
He had to squat slightly making sure that his breast didn't touch his legs. It dangled a little. Smoothing his miniskirt over it, he realized that it was definitely harder to see when he squatted. Maybe it'd be possible to hide this embarrassment from Karyn if he squatted all the time. Jon walked a few paces and cringed. To a bystander, nothing would Look odd, but they may be able to hear the slight slapping of the boob against a leg every time Jon took a step. the constant smacking of his groin against each leg was enough to make Jon wince. It felt just so awkward, and Jon was sure it'd start hurting if he kept it up.
Jon sighed and sat down, so engrossed with the sight of his appendage that he didn't realize that he was now wearing a new sports cap. He had sat on his miniskirt, so he didn't realize how cold this chair was until his boob smacked the surface. A shiver instantly went up his spine. "Brrr..." he said, hugging his shoulders.
His nipple had grown hard. He touched the tip and realized that he was slightly horny and the tip of it was a little wet. He couldn't help but sigh. This new hard on was a lot less impressive than his old one.
"Hey Jon, as long as you're in the kitchen, could you get me a bag of chips and a soda?" called Karyn.
Jon jumped, causing a very odd bounce. He had completely forgot about Karyn. "Uh yea, sure thing, Karyn!" He picked up his altered underwear (no transformation happened) and quickly put them on. Unfortunately, they did little to hide the small nipple that was evidence of it being played with.
