(Author's Note: Most of this episode is taken from the story "Shoplifter", written by Eddie Glover.)
"I wish everything was back to normal!" Debbie yelled, in exasperation.
James looked down in shock at his torn shirt and pants, then up to his sister ... only it was a guy there now ... and his sister was by the door.
"What the hell is going on?! I had some sort of daydream that I turned into Dolly Parton!" he roared.
"No dream," Tommy muttered.
"Tommy!" Debbie snapped. "I just passed the field. Exactly why are there sixty bimbos down there instead of the team?!" she growled.
He groaned. "I passed a little too close to the coach, he mouthed off about them acting like girls ... you can guess the rest!"
"Well, they should be back to normal now. It seems the ring's wishes are pretty powerful," Debbie said, while pondering what to do.
"Wait a minute. That ring can grant wishes?!" James asked.
"Well ... yeah." He paused, but then, after realizing what James was preparing to do, he quickly added "But you've got to be careful what you wish for!"
"I wish we were at the Playboy Mansion, and no one will think we're out of place!" he yelled, with a smile.
"Oh ..." Tommy started to say, before they disappeared. "... shit!" he (now she) finished as they reappeared.
"Are you happy?!" Debbie growled at her brother. "You've turned us into Playmates!" Debbie started to make another wish, but was interrupted by the flash of a camera.
The cameraman smiled. "Yes, my dears. I wish for you all to remain as you are, happy as any woman can be!"
Before Tommy's mind changed into Tomi Hill (Miss October), he thought he recognized the man with the camera from that shop in the mall.
"You always throw a great party, Hef!" the old man laughed, while the three new Playmates cuddled up to him.
Hugh Hefner smirked at his old friend. "I'm just glad you've never gotten pissed at me!"
The wizard chuckled. "Never gonna happen! But you've got to admit, I keep a steady supply of these Playmates coming in!" he said, with a laugh.
Hefner looked around the pool they were beside. At least thirty gorgeous women were lounging there. "We have had a good working relationship!"
The two older men laughed into the clear day as the women cuddled against them.
Karyn stared into the crystal ball. "That bastard," she uttered. She stood up from her chair and went to find Jon. The wizard from Spells 'R Us was already a nuisance for them, but now he was downright dangerous. No one should abuse magic like that.
"Jon?" she asked, walking into the front area of the store.
